This post will be entirely in wangster language.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wangster
(^For those of you who are older than 30)
Yo so check this playa out.
Lemme rap to you for a sec about this wangster.
ok, I quit. can’t be a consistent wangster.
This was in the shuttle one morning, and it was really cold. This playa right her needed to rep his team you know, so like iss coo, you know cuz he be reppin and iss tight right? essept then he go and put that nassst thermal ish under it cuz he be freezin under thar. Then he got his fitty cap on, reppin, and his skull candies, gettin krump. He gotsta keep it real, you know? Gotta keep his swag on, his thug up.
This young man is totally undateable. Here is a link that talks about the tv show called undateable.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/undateable/series.jhtml
As funny as moments like this can be, there are some serious problems with it!
#1- he aint on the bball court!! wear CLOTHES, not athletic wear! Save it for the game, broski. We respect that you wanna rep your roots, but the hat is plenty! get an actual shirt that has the team logo.
#2- The thermal under the jersey. Messed. Jerseys should be worn like this:
ONLY when in a music video and ONLY when one has achieved the status of a famous rap star should one ever wear a jersey outside of a sporting event. Then you can wear whatever the frack you want. Who gon tellim no? mmhmm.
wearing an ill-fitting thermal under a jersey that in no way color-coordinates with said jersey makes you UNDATEABLE.
#3 Being constantly plugged in to your over-the-ear head phones, worn over-the-fiftycap, makes you undateable. I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and guess that he’s not listening to an audiobook. SO he’s probably jammin out to some Tupac or listening to the game. Why he feels that it is necessary to block off one entire sense to the outside world (of the 5) is a mystery to me.
not to mention his fashion sense.
*punny*
Now, Tupac is awesome, and I’ll tell you why.
The media IS full of dirty tricks!
Like making boys on the shuttle think it’s cool and acceptable to be total wangsters!
You should check out my friend’s blog, briannastruthaboutbeauty.wordpress.com
It’s an awesome blog about how the media ruins America’s concept of beauty.
Also, Chance Lewis is performing this Saturday night at Muse Music Cafe. If you want to see a white boy rapper reppin Provo, stop in. He’s releasing an album. woooo! (and he’s definitely not a wangster.)
http://soundcloud.com/chancelewis/underdogg-feat-nate-pyfer
here’s a sample.